'Bombs' on planes

[mrmcfister]

Yea right...

[Arginald Valleywater]

Just in time to take America's eye off the fact that Obama is going to get battered in the mid term elections.......

[andy at handiwork]

Are you suggesting that the devices placed on planes in Yemen by people who lets face it couldn't give a shit who was in charge of the 'Great Satan' as they call it, would have any effect on the US elections? And which way?

[Flat_Eric]

andy, I believe that the conspiracy theory "logic" goes something along the lines of the Illuminati / NeoCons / Halliburton / the UN 'black helicopter' brigade / lizard-men from Venus (select your choice of sinister, secretive organisation, or any combination thereof) are out to control all the oil and form an Orwellian one-world government in which we will all be reduced to passive drones lapping up any old shit they feed us so that they can live lives of aloof luxury and decadence while we do their bidding without question.

But to do that, they first have to frighten us into letting them "protect"us from non-existent threats like Islamic terrorism. And I say 'non-existent' because as we all know, Islamists all "live in caves" and anyway why would they want to hurt us in the first place? It's not as if we've done 'owt to piss 'em off now is it, and it's not as if they know how to use guns and make bombs either.

So just remember that these 'suicide bombers' aren't Islamists at all, they all work for the CIA or MI6 and are all part of an epic, Baldrickian "cunning plan".

And of you don't buy into that little scenario, you're quite clearly a mindless moron who only reads the Daily Mail, and eagery soaks up anything that the politicians tell you. So get yer head out of yer arse, forget BGAFD and ger yersen off to PrisonPlanet and its sisters sites because THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!

- Eric

[andy at handiwork]

Thanks for clearing that up. I can see clearly now.