Cheryl Cole - what exactly is she good at?

[Arginald Valleywater]

The more I see of this loud mouthed geordie the more she turns me off. She has no singing voice to speak of, mimes to punters who pay ?40 a ticket to watch her and sits half way up Piers Morgan's arse. She is reasonably attractive but not stunning. All credit to her marketing machine but image over substance rules.

[Lizard]

You could add a whole host of other talentless vacuous airheads Arginald, but in the OMG!!!!, yeah wotever, and I was like..., world that the media have created, she is just feeding at the trough, and as long as there are people stupid enough to fund her lifestyle, she will believe her own hype and take the money.
I read somewhere the other day she had a new tattoo done, she said "it was to help her move on" she had it designed "all proper like" and a lot of thought went in to it. It was a flower.
I rest my case m'lord

[Bob Singleton]

As I've said before, every time I see a member of the talentless Girls Aloud mob, it reminds me that somewhere there's a Lidl missing some checkout girls.

Other than making money, she is totally bereft of any talent. And let's not forget she's a racist bully, though I'm sure that will go down well with a few of the pseudo Nazis who post in these forums.

[jimslip]

I've already ordered her 2011 calender!
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(I think this is January)

[one eyed jack]

Arginald..the answer may lie in more hidden talents other than her singing but er...what happens in Fight Club stays in Fight Club (ya naht ah mean?- nudge nudge-wink,wink)

Now who do I have to blow to get famous around here....?

[Dick Moby]

I can't see how she could be racist after marrying Ashley.
You wouldn't be referring to this case would you?

[Flat_Eric]

Don't worry, someone will be along very soon enlightening us all as to why "she must be worth it because ...".

Personally I have my feet firmly planted in the "she's an untalented, vacuous vulgarian" camp, and I wouldn't pay her in fucking shirtbuttons.

An overhyped, overrated Geordie chavbird, and not even spectacularly good-looking. But what do I know?

- Eric

[Dick Moby]

I have to agree that she has limited talent but like Rooney, she has the chance to make a few quid so why not? I would have to say though(as I did in another post) surely beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[Bob Singleton]

Dick Moby wrote:

> I can't see how she could be racist after marrying Ashley.


For many years I used to supply strippers for a stag in a well known pub in Acton (Ben Dover filmed there a few times). Many of the guys who attended the "upstairs shows" were neo-Nazis and would proudly boast to each other how many "niggers" or "pakis" they'd beaten up in the last few days... yet strangely they were always very polite to the black girls who sometimes did the shows.

Cheryl Cole may like black cock, but deep down she's just a talentless racist chav

[mrchapel]

I`d rather have her than the spice cunts and billie fucking piper.