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As if there is no end to the sheer BRUTALITY OF THE TORIES AND THEIR LIB DEM STOOGES, they have now stolen King Herod's "Big idea" and are drawing up secret plans to BRUTALLY MURDER the first born child in every household. Old "Softy" King Herod only had the newborn boys killed, but TORY PSYCHOPATH Cameroon and his EVIL SIDE-KICK CLOGGIE, have extended this to boys, girls and PETS. An insider was reported as saying, "Don't ya know old boy, it's just so damn expensive keeping all these so and so's alive with the Welfare State and all that, so it's alot simpler to murder all the new borns and give the money savings to the very rich, like Richard Branson who needs to refurbish his private island, I for one want to erect a gold plated 100ft high, duck and kestrel house, in my private lake, doncha know old bean, oh yes and next year we intend to kill all the miners as well, donchya know, why?....... Because we hate them!!"

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Tory STORM TROOPERS have today smashed 192 quangos, including the "Gay and lesbian defence against falling conkers department" and "The, how can we fleece the state of ?millions and give it to the luvvies in the rubbish British Film Industry to waste, dept!"

It seems like somebody in the Tory party has found some of Keith Joseph's old notebooks.

Hitler was kind to little doggies. Cameron is kind to little doggies. Therefore Cameron is Hitler.

Jim, I'm alarmed by the Quango massacre, it seems that Cameron and the Cleggster: motto "Dont let anyone tell you this time, it cant be shit! because it can" I have just been informed via a text message to my electronic tag that the following quango's are to be axed...

The Lesbian piano tuners advisory service
The fresh air commision
The pizza topping standards commision
The department for denying fucking everything
The commision for permission
The advisory service for BBC rent boy's
The New Labour council for filling your boots advisory service.

It seems those" bastard Tories" have had enough, a spokesperson for the Cleggster said "Nick agrees with Dave, he want's to keep his title" no further comment.

I've done a bit of checking, and I dont think most of those actually exist.

Well I'm shocked Andy, so who did all the money go to???? it's even worse than I thought.

Thanks for such a hysterical post Jim.

Feeling very under the weather today and you just put a great big smile on my face.

xxx

You are very welcome Tilly, I'm glad I put a "Great big smile" on your face! I am here to entertain !grin!

PS Hope you are well! x