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Beer-swilling British women are branded the 'ugliest in the world'
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By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 8:41 PM on 4th September 2010

Beer guzzling, belching, hideous dress sense - and that's some of the nicer things the rest of the world said about British women.

The nation's females were lambasted when asked which country had the ugliest women in an international poll.

Votes poured in, with people from around the globe eager to point out how overweight, unladylike, and generally foul British women are.
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Major complaints centred around how many are 'rude', 'drink pints of beer like men' and 'end up drunk in the gutter'.

The UK's (not so) fairer sex were also accused of unashamedly breaking wind and belching in public, of letting their fat hang out, were smothered in 'bad tattoos' and committed crimes against fashion by proudly sporting 'too-tight bikinis and football shirts'.


The tongue-lashing was in response to holiday website Real Holiday Reports which posed the question.

We easily scored the dubious honour of topping the poll, scoring 22.4 per cent of the votes, with American women following us with 16.7 per cent.

The Germans came in a close third with 15.7 per cent, followed by Eastern Europeans and Spaniards, with the Turks at the bottom of the list.

Many of those who voted said they were thoroughly put off by what Britain has to offer in way of females.

Holiday expert Gary Hewitt, who runs the website, said he was not shocked that Britain had scooped the dubious honour of topping the ugly poll.

He said the results confirmed his suspicions about ugly British women and said their behaviour abroad left a lot to be desired.

He said: 'They are increasingly seen to behave more like British men and end up drinking as much as their blokes and letting it all hang out.

'It's not a good reputation and if we want to improve our image we need to sharpen up a bit.'

It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

Dear All,
Don't know about our gals but take a trip to Hungary...the best looking totty in Europe without a doubt..it's a bone structure face thing...difficult to see a minger whereas there are plenty round 'ere'.

BTW a few years ago went to the Hungarian Grand Prix...loads of Germans etc were lining up to shag Hungarian prostitutes in tents at the track..all of the girls were fucking gorgeous..I remember chatting to one kraut he had spent about 60 quid and had three tio himself for an hour!!

Well I have been to the Ukraine several times now and the women are well educated, slim, beautiful and can't get enough shagging. It's paradise !yummy!

"The UK's (not so) fairer sex were also accused of unashamedly breaking wind and belching in public, of letting their fat hang out, were smothered in 'bad tattoos' and committed crimes against fashion by proudly sporting 'too-tight bikinis and football shirts'."


unfortunately the above is true of a lot of girls but lets not forget we have absolutely tons of beauties here as well


Is it just British girls who have this stupid fascination with tatoo's especially big ugly ones and ones with lines of script in them?

I went to a wedding recently on a lovely sunny day.the 2 bridesmaids were both tanned with long blond hair and off the shoulder dresses.They looked very similar and could have been sisters the only difference being one had tatoo's all over her and looked like a cheap tart while the other one looked stunning

Anyone who believes a word that is printed in the Mail is a moron.
I would suggest that if anyone wants to see an ugly bird they only need to take a shufty at the Australian Aborigine. Even Moscow babushkas are better looking, and I aint being racist, just stating a fact.
I have travelled the world at the taxpayers expense and I have seen some sights I can tell you. Iban girls in deepest Borneo had a serene beauty that was difficult to better, and that is not just because there weren't any other wimmin around, they were beautiful, fact.

Since I am a Brit but choose to live in E. Europe because of the hot
totty I must agree with Spider and McFister (though the comment
about hungarian hookers in tents at the grand prix is fascinating
since open prostitution, like Britain, is strictly illegal in Hungary and
there are no licensed brothels unlike Czech Rep). Personally the
Ukranians and Russians take some beating for looks....and then
there is class.
Last week I shot Russian star Mandy Dee in Budapest. Since she speaks
perfect english and looks very stylish I jokingly said, "Most Russian porn
stars seem so elegant and all of you seem to have been ballerinas or
play classical piano." Mandy stared at me as if i was dumb. "Well yes,"
she said, "As it so happens I studied classical piano for 12 years until I
was 17 !" And she looks gorgeous. And does great DP !

RoddersUK wrote:

> Anyone who believes a word that is printed in the Mail is a
> moron.
> I would suggest that if anyone wants to see an ugly bird they
> only need to take a shufty at the Australian Aborigine. Even
> Moscow babushkas are better looking, and I aint being racist,
> just stating a fact.
(snip)

As a patriotic Aussie I can only say I agree 100% Rodders. They are frighteningly ugly! Even Cathy Freeman, who has plenty of money and had a perfectly good upbringing has a face like an old sand shoe. Because of the race thing, the media here has to describe her as beautiful.

Also, while it's true that some pommy birds are a bit on the slapperish side, I think you'll find equally unappealing women in the USA and Australia. Also, some areas and events are a magnet to cheap slags. You wont find a doll faced hottie at a 'drink-until-you-piss-yourself-and-faint' cheap holiday dump. You're much more likely to see them where rich guys hang out.

Strange innit Deano, Oz gets the ugly ones whilst Kiwis get good lookers. Kiri Te Kanawa for example is one fit bird.
By the way, who is Cathy Freeman and what is her claim to fame?
Nice to read from an Oz. I served alongside 8 RAR in Borneo and had some heavy pissups with them.

RoddersUK wrote:

> By the way, who is Cathy Freeman and what is her claim to fame?

Sorry, she was a sprinter who won a gold medal in the 2000 Sydney Olympics. The media went berserk over her because she is Aboriginal and you can imagine the rest.

Isn't Kiri Te Kanawa a bit old now? But you're right about Kiwi chicks being hotties. For some reason there is definitely a higher percentage of of fat cracking NZ babes than my own country's selection. They also produce some of the best bands for such a small population.

I can't believe that the Aussie soldiers you met drank lots of beer. Our soldiers knit, read the Bible and go to bed by 8 o'clock.