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Scrounger of the Year award 2010

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:50 pm
by David Johnson
Hi,

We hate these bloody scroungers don't we? Defrauding the state, the useless sods. Why don't they get a proper job paying taxes like all the rest of us. We have to slave away getting by on our pittance after the tax is taken by this government.

So in the interests of fairness I am setting up the Scrounger of the Year award 2010. Max has made an opening foray by putting forward some bloke who was begging to make a few quid on the side.

I feel the key requirement to get the Scrounger of the Year award 2010 (Great Britain and Northern Ireland) on December 31st will have to be the scale of the money trousered. We are not really talking a few hours cleaning bogs where a bastard scrounger doesn't tell the dole. We are talking big time. I am hoping the idea may catch on and the winner of the GB and NI award, a bit like Miss GB will go on to a World Scrounger of the Year award 2011.

Today, boys and girls, I put forward Patrick and Mary Small of Dungannon.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/break ... 00858.html

?4.6 million tax fraud where they stashed millions of pounds in offshore bank accounts. Get this, the toerags carried on claiming tax credits as well!!!

Fuck me, 4.6 million, that's a lot of begging, ain't it?

I look forward to other contributions for the Scrounger of the Year award. The ceremony could be quite a glittering occasion.

Cheers
D


Forgot to mention....

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:58 pm
by David Johnson
In the interests of fair reporting I have got the Daily Mail and Daily Express to sponsor the December 31st Gala Ball where the winner of the Scrounger of the Year award 2010 will be announced.

Details to follow.....

Ta
David

Re: Forgot to mention....

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:07 pm
by Dick Moby
David,David,David, I doubt that a person such as yourself could bear to contact such rags. I mean, they have the temerity to say things that you disagree with, so must be total lies.

Re: Scrounger of the Year award 2010

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:11 pm
by David Johnson
"Will you yourself be presenting the trophy and will there be any prize money?"

I'm hoping to get a celebrity scrounger (must have a conviction) to present the trophy. As to prize money, that depends on how much the Daily Mail and Daily Express are prepared to cough up.

CHeers
D

Re: Scrounger of the Year award 2010

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:25 pm
by Dick Moby
How about Mr or Mrs Blair

Re: Scrounger of the Year award 2010

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:59 pm
by David Johnson
Dick,
Since you obviously missed it first time round.

"I'm hoping to get a celebrity scrounger (must have a conviction) to present the trophy".

The key words are "must have a conviction" i.e. a conviction in a court for scrounging such as tax evasion, fraud, fraudulently obtaining benefits etc etc.

Do try and keep up!

Cheers
D

Re: Scrounger of the Year award 2010

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:03 pm
by Dick Moby
Sorry David, my mistake.
Pity all his expense claims disappeared.

Re: Scrounger of the Year award 2010

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:59 am
by Georgio
Hi,
Quote:
"We hate these bloody scroungers don't we? Defrauding the state, the useless sods. Why don't they get a proper job paying taxes like all the rest of us. We have to slave away getting by on our pittance after the tax is taken by this government."

Why "this government"?
Don't we have to pay tax to any government?

Georgio