Tony Blair President of Europe?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:24 am
I thought I'd do a poll to attempt to discover how the general public, if given the choice, would steer Blair's forthcoming career.
Here are the choices:
1/ Have him elected to be President of Europe.
2/ Drag him to Wembley Stadium and allow no more than 500 members of the public to form a firing squad and shoot him with heavy calibre machine guns. The audience would be strictly limited to 50,000.
3/ Hang him on a scaffold in Trafalgar Square and allow the public to stone his lifeless corpse.
4/ Bury him up to his neck in sand and then cover his head in honey and then unleash a few million soldier ants to devour his head.
5/ Take him to Broadmoor and strap him face down on a table, naked and with a large tub of lube (Preferably laced with sand) next to him with a sign saying, "Do what you like guys, I'm all yours!"
6/ Allow the armed forces to drag him to Afghanistan and then slowly stretch him between 2 tanks and when he comes apart unleash a pack of starved, killer desert hounds to devour his bodily parts. Military spectators would be strictly limited to 20,000.
The choice is yours! !happy!
Here are the choices:
1/ Have him elected to be President of Europe.
2/ Drag him to Wembley Stadium and allow no more than 500 members of the public to form a firing squad and shoot him with heavy calibre machine guns. The audience would be strictly limited to 50,000.
3/ Hang him on a scaffold in Trafalgar Square and allow the public to stone his lifeless corpse.
4/ Bury him up to his neck in sand and then cover his head in honey and then unleash a few million soldier ants to devour his head.
5/ Take him to Broadmoor and strap him face down on a table, naked and with a large tub of lube (Preferably laced with sand) next to him with a sign saying, "Do what you like guys, I'm all yours!"
6/ Allow the armed forces to drag him to Afghanistan and then slowly stretch him between 2 tanks and when he comes apart unleash a pack of starved, killer desert hounds to devour his bodily parts. Military spectators would be strictly limited to 20,000.
The choice is yours! !happy!