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Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:52 pm
by Sarah Kelly
After prompting by jj (thank you- good idea) i thought id have a bash at "Best ever joke pt2" as was getting scroll happy with part one! Any ACTUAL Jokes ,post here and if they make the cut, i will attempt to tell them,probably quite badly, at the Ukap- So, give it your best shot you funny lot you-Make me Laugh... Until i stop!wink! xxx


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:54 pm
by jj
Sarah Kelly wrote:
> After prompting by jj (thank you- good idea)

See?
You love me already.

I also seem to have this effect on grey squirrels, unfortunately.
Which is why I'm chock-full of nuts : 0-))


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:58 pm
by mutanthalibut
Reposting this... as it probably got over looked in the bedlam on the last post...and it's worth telling twice...

Disclaimer;

WARNING THIS JOKE IS SEXIST (I am not, but I find this amusing) It is not my intention to start a thread about sexism such as the one about racism already raging out of control on this post. As I have already stated THIS JOKE IS SEXIST.

Here goes......

....... A guy walks into his house carrying a sheep under one arm. He loudly proclaims "This is the pig I have sex with, whenever you have a headache."

His wife staring at him, says sarcastically "I think you'll find that is a sheep!!"

He replies "I think you'll find I'm talking to the sheep."


Hope you enjoyed that. For any complaints please write to;

M Halibut
Kelp Ridge
North Sea Bottom


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:28 pm
by jj
I heard it the first time round.
We're not bleedin' deaf, you know !

Oh...errrr.... um.. actually, I am.
Sorry.


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:00 pm
by spunkie
Two cannabals eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"!..........

!tumbleweed!

Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:04 am
by Steve R
Q - Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

A - Because they sell more tickets.


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:07 am
by Sarah Kelly
love may be too strong a term....mild lusting perhaps, tho arent the grey ones Vermin! dont doubt your nuts tho.. !wink! x


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:30 am
by countb
Sarah Sarah Sarah......this morning I posted on jokes part 1 a conundrum at 9.31 am.I was on my way for a shag but took time out to do it.
Please attempt the answer,get it right and you go in my will.Deal? LOL
xxxxxxxD


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:32 am
by countb
The shag was fine but that fuckin A6 ,jeeps I nearly lost my hard on LOL
XX


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:41 am
by beck images
Dwarfism.

It's a growing problem.