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in Glasgow don`t have anything valuble in site, if driving watch where you park and ignore everyone and keep your head down.

What'd you mean help planning the trip? Places to visit or shit not to do?

Most Scots have left the place,and become ''politicians' at Westminster!

Yes but they do have "second homes" in Scotland remember ... only advice I can give you is don't go about displaying an England flag in your car or even worse walking into a pub with an England Football Top (though they probably wouldn't allow you in the door) or you will be visiting your dentist for a new set of dentures ...

Try to fit in with the locals by wearing a kilt, playing the bagpipes and talking endlessly about Sean Connery.

Have all your teeth removed and die when you're 55. You'll fit right in.

When in the pubs look out for the disproportionate number of 50-60 year olds with scars from razor slashes - points you to a history of the city that has somewhat disappeared, thankfully. Glasgow is a nice enough city --- but as with all major UK cities, they are basically clones of each other, same shops, same pub chains, same shit. The people have this air of being different/independent from England, whilst being too similar and totally dependent on us for finance - that's why a lot of them love to hate us.