Newcastle win football match
Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 3:49 am
No this is not a dream. She-ra, easily the greatest football of all time has proved he is the new Alex Ferguson by beating the mighty Smoggies.
Several North East men have been arrested after publicly masturbating over images of Alan Shearer in Northumberland Street. The fans are now looking forward to Champions League football in 2197 and winning a trophy in 2356.
Northern Rock have pulled their sponsorship and a new deal is imminent. Favourite to be new shirt sponsor is Whitbread No Trophies Bitter.
Several North East men have been arrested after publicly masturbating over images of Alan Shearer in Northumberland Street. The fans are now looking forward to Champions League football in 2197 and winning a trophy in 2356.
Northern Rock have pulled their sponsorship and a new deal is imminent. Favourite to be new shirt sponsor is Whitbread No Trophies Bitter.