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Some say.......

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:57 pm
by laralatex
What's your best quote to introduce The Stig on Top Gear (and sod off all you TG haters, it's just a bit of fun) !wink!

....He only knows 2 facts about ducks and both of them are wrong!



and yes, if anyone put's...... no one knows he's Ben Collins!


I'll strap them to Jezza C for a month!!!!


Re: Some say.......

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:48 pm
by intrigued
A few of my personal favourites:

Some say that his first name really is The, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they?d all be pregnant including the cameramen...

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full-size tattoo of his face - on his face. All we know is he's called the Stig

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves...

Re: Some say.......

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:52 pm
by colonel
Some say he keeps 5 year old Welsh Rarebit stapled around his bed- and that he could do a better job of leading the Tories than David Cameron......

Re: Some say.......

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:01 pm
by diplodocus
some say, one of his eyeballs is a testicle


Re: Some say.......

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:11 pm
by Nob3y
some say top gear is shit....... and they are right


Re: Some say.......

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:29 am
by bernard72
Nob3y

Please may I refer you back to the lovely Lara and the first comment.

"What's your best quote to introduce The Stig on Top Gear (and sod off all you TG haters, it's just a bit of fun)"

Now climb back under your stone.

Re: Some say.......

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:30 pm
by mutanthalibut
Some say....

"That when he pee's, new spiecies of fish swim from his bladder into the sea, and if he stands still for a milli-second he'll never move again.