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Just been reading this page full of david lee Roth(van halen)quotes

"If a great surgeon can insure his eyes, and a great pianist can insure his his fingers, I figure, what the fuck I should be able to insure my dick."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" - Ozzy Osbourne.

"A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words" - John Lennon.

You dirty facker, to a very pissed Bill Grundy.

You are Steve Jones?

Jimi Hendrix (to impatient audience):

"Fuck you; I'm gonna get my guitar in tune if it takes me all fucking night".

No I'm not, you facking rotter...

"Fuck off!"

Said by 26 stone guitarist, Leslie West, of the band Mountain, as a drug-crazed fan races across the stage towards the bass player and Leslie briskly steps forward into his path, catapulting him back into the crowd.

Cincinnati Pop Festival 1970.

"I bet you haven't seen one of them for a while."

Lemmy indicating his band Motorhead's lighting rig during a concert in Germany.

The rig was shaped to resemble a Lancaster bomber.

"I'm fed up of all these two bit popstars getting busted with half a gram of cocaine. They should try spending a grand a day on it like I did in the 80's. Now that's rock and roll" - Pete Way

Said by a journalist to Keith Richard's dad who was knocking them back in the bar;

"Keep drinking like that and you'll end up looking as old as your son"