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Re: An opening in the market - hardcore cookery porn

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:03 am
by FootPlay
Maybe she would do a "Cream Pie" demonstration for us.


Re: An opening in the market - hardcore cookery porn

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:06 am
by Jonone
curtains of beef ?

Re: An opening in the market - hardcore cookery porn

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:25 am
by FootPlay
You never know she might like to try my "Tongue In Cider"


Re: An opening in the market - hardcore cookery po

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:40 pm
by bobbyreb
That really is an awful joke, you do know her former husband died of throat cancer!

Re: An opening in the market - hardcore cookery po

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:50 pm
by FootPlay
No I didn't.

Not sure that I understand the connection between the joke I made and the death of her former husband. In case you missunderstood the joke is a play on the words In Cider - "Inside Her".


Re: An opening in the market - hardcore cookery po

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:04 pm
by bobbyreb
Just making a sick joke of my own FootPlay, Her former husband whom was suffering from throat cancer, wouldn't have been able to give her "Tongue in cider". Yeah, I got it.

Not impressed.

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:09 pm
by stripeysydney
I've gone off our Nigella just recently, there's something about her that's starting to get annoying, that knowing sideways smirk at the camera.

Oh, and when her husband was suffering from terminal cancer she was out screwing that wanker Saatchi, whom she later married.