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Ok Which one of you have recently split from their girlfriend??

(Sorry 50% on this forum's girlfriends come with a puncture kit !wink!!laugh! This is for the normal forumites)

Click on the the link to Deidre's Dilemma for today

The Current Bun Deidre's Casebook "My partner?s into dogging and watching porn"

Isn't that Mandy King [I mean the girl, not the bloke, obviously]?

It certainly does look like the gorgeous Mandy.

Wot, the bloke?
Don't think so.

Memo to Carac: MUST express meself more clearly in future......

Letch wrote:

> (Sorry 50% on this forum's girlfriends come with a puncture kit
> !wink!!laugh! This is for the normal forumites)

How dare you. I am a normal forumite and my "girlfriend" is a super deluxe model with the ability to withstand heavy weights and therefore is *unpuncturable.

* is there such a word?

My "girlfriend" is always going down on me. Must get a puncture kit.

Strangely, I believe you.
Then again, I also believe fairies are real, and should have the Vote.

And if you think that's odd, you should read some of the stuff Caractacus
has sent me recently [in green script, I might add] regarding grasshoppers
having been the original inhabitants of the Moon, and having vacated Alpha
Centauri in protest at the Congestion Charge in Alpha City......

It's true, I tell you.

No it isn't.
You're just being silly.

Yeah.... right.
I believe you.





[chokes with laughter....]