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thought of a good tv series. "the sex apprentice." picture the scene, im alan sugar in his massive posh office , and theres 12 fit female candidates , each week they have to perform various sexual tasks on me . at the end of program i pick the worst one out . i raise my finger and point at the chick and say "today one of u is going to get fucked " bend her over the desk and give it her. hows that , any takers............ just look forward to the week when theres a double fireing.lol......am i saine.?

Isn't Ben Dover doing this?

no idea , but if he is hes nicked my idea. tell him to send me ?20 for the rights.

just read your link , what do u think ? maybe i got in too slow , or he maybe doing a different take on the f-word.

U WAS RIGHT , JUST SEEN IT NOW . THE PORN APPRENTICE. SHIT IM ALWAYS TOO LATE.

I will sue!! Ages ago I suggested a tv talent show called Celebrity Tit Wank. Nigella Lawson, Kate Garraway, Ruth England and Ronni Ancona were to be the first contestants with prizes for hitting the eyes, nostrils, matting the hair etc. Channel 4 were keen bit strangley enough the aforementioned ladies weren't. Ah well back to the drawing board.

Just do the exact same thing under a different name, just like ITV/BBC do with each others moderately successful ideas.

Don't forget a permium rate phone line scam. Can I be a winner?