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I'll start the ball rolling.........

Blue Oyster Cult. Imaginos. "Wrap me in a blue sky bag and leave me by the sea...."

Deep Purple. Knocking at your back door. "A common cunning linguist, a master of many tongues..."

Setting the bar low there Arginald. How about

'Two lovers kissing amidst the screams of midnight, two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude' Paul Weller 'That's Entertainment'

"You overwhelmed agricultural man
(Cornfield ablaze, cornfield ablaze)
You wild, pyromaniac daughter of Pan . . . "

The incomparable Mr McAloon.

How about "She's a dancer, a romancer.... I'm a capricorn and she's a cancer"! Kiss - C'mon And Love Me

"She was like a medusa
wit titties full grown,
One look and you dick turned to stone"

One Less Bitch

NWA Efil4Zaggin LP

On a similar vein,

"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" - Snap

Infact, check that - that should start a new thread for worst song lyrics ever!!

my favourite song lyric of all time:

whats -a -matter you- hey- got-a-no-respect-hey-itsa-nice-a-day-oh-shuddupa-yourface.

"My get up and go, got up and went" - Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith.

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod brownings freak you was

Bowie, Diamond Dogs