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Seen a fabric shop on Brick lane called 'touching Cloth'

Any more?

There's a cafe in Macclesfield called 'nosh and brecks'..

There's a village near where I live called Knockin.

The village shop is called, yes you've guessed it, "The Knockin Shop" !laugh!

Myson

PS.
I ain't joking either

sandwich bistro kinda shop on Charlotte Street called Squat n Gobble

they do yummi chicken, bacon and aubergine sandwiches in there. I always have to go there when im in London. seems so fitting for my profession.

unisex hairdressers just up the road from me called curl up & dye

I heard about a fish and chip shop in Wales called:

- A Fish called Rhonda.

There is an Indian restaurant called:

- Balti Towers

And near me is an area called Shirley, and there is a Chineese restaurant called:

- Shirley Temple

If you'd had a particularly hectic day and your schedule had overrun you might have to take a (fel)late lunch at the 'Squat and Gobble'. I dare say it's fine fare and in a central London location and central London prices you've blown your wad in no time !grin!

If that shop is in South Wales, you can bet your ass, it's called "Rhondda".

There is a pet shop next to a mate of mine called "Turner and Pooch"

Meant to post this classic earlier