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Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:46 pm
by Lizard
Cant shoot them!.... Ms Liz had a go at me today, just because I said " women would be better if they stayed at home", got locked in the kitchen, were forced to cook every meal, wash the dishes, do all the ironing, walk the dogs, go to the offy, supply sex on demand (and not with them) were prevented from driving, going in pubs, speaking etc. Is it just me or is she being unreasonable.


Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:53 pm
by Sam Slater
You've got to sort her out Lizard before it's too late.

Keep her away from daytime telly & womens magazines too *shudder*.............she'll not thank you for it, but it's for her own good. They get funny ideas about 'rights' and 'equality'. Next thing you know, they're taking driving lessons and making friends with likeminded women! They then start coming home with dodgy haircuts and talking about socialising!

It's mental!


Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:22 pm
by Jonone
File under 'naggin' and shaggin' .. the two things they're good for !

Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:43 pm
by c.j.jaxxon
I've been single since the summer of 2002 and I've been happy ever since!

Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:18 am
by planeterotica
Put her over your knee and give her a good spanking, she will love you for it !love!




Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:49 am
by Cerberus
LOL.........W.I.F.E = washing, ironing, fucking, etc............sorry couldn't resist!

Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:36 am
by Lizard
Might be too late Sam, she's already watching repeats of Ironside, and has a subscription to Viz and gun-club monthly, I dont stand a chance, she already thinks we are "equal" and has stopped warming my toilet seat.......
I'm fucked mate.


Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:02 am
by laralatex
I think you've shot yourself in the foot, cos if women were doing all that , there'd be no porno girls! In fatc no porn at all....unless you like looking at blokes spankin the monkee


Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:17 am
by Lizard
I wouldn't want her to do porn as well Lara, that would be unfair, I,m not unreasonable.... :-)


Re: Women, cant live with them....

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:21 am
by Lizard
The lovely Lara wrote "unless you like looking at blokes spankin the monkee"



I cant stand cruelty to animal's Lara, bang out of order.