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"One" comes to Essex

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:30 am
by Arnold Layne
That's right Prince of Charles is visiting good old Essex today! A neighbours kid goes to the school he's visiting so I bunged him a tenner to ask if Camilla does ass to mouth, or has he & Cammy ever indulged in Scatology, should be a laugh! !thumbsup!


Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:38 am
by eroticartist
Careful Arnold,
Once someone told the OPS that I made a photo that depicted the Queen riding side saddle without knickers. This lie created powerful enemies for me and the falsehood still remains on my record today.
Mike



Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:39 am
by Jacques
I fucked then with the stuff I've done over at B3ta!!!

Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:05 pm
by Arnold Layne
I was just kidding Mike... hang on a vans just pulled up outisde...
the windows are all blacked out... some dudes dressed in black with shades on walking towards my door, talking into headsets, they've come to get me he..... ~...~...~.........................................


Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:27 pm
by fudgeflaps
A Tourette's fella already asked him that.

Seriously!!

He blarted, "Does Camilla take it up the arse?", amongst other expletives. "Big-eared c***" was another by the same fella.


Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:54 pm
by middle_aged_dutchman
What happened to the guy?

Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:09 pm
by Arnold Layne
Oh yes I read that! !laugh!

You would anyway wouldn't you? I think something obscene? if given the chance for one question, and just blame it on Tourettes, I think he thought the whole school he visited today was all for Tourettes sufferers, but it was just an average school in Chav central.


Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:59 am
by fudgeflaps
knighthood.


Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:36 pm
by Charlton Fan
middle_aged_dutchman wrote:

> What happened to the guy?

Turned out it was just Prince Philip!

Re: "One" comes to Essex

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:42 am
by eroticartist
Arnold,
Good job that you are kidding because if the boy informed on you, you would end up on the sex offenders register as well. This forum is monitored by the thought police!
Mike.