Good News!
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:44 pm
Yes, at last some cheery news. It seems that those preposterous, politically motivated, trumped up charges, made against our lads in Iraq have been dropped. But only after huge expense to the taxpayer and simmering resentment and alienation within the ranks of the British Army.
It seems these charges stem from an incident where the soldiers captured some Iraqi suspects at a hotel along with a haul of guns and explosives. So, they took 'em back to base and gave 'em a slap or three, to encourage them to spill the beans. However, when the poncy Islington mob heard about it they nearly choked on their Parmesan and rocket! Yes, they were mortified. And, over a glass of the finest Chianti, they as one cried, "This is a clear case of an abusive civilian/combatant relationship! These soldiers are obviously prejudiced! We must charge them under the International Criminal Court Act! This will send a message to the International community and our NuLabour backbenchers that we are excising a duty of care over those who wish to kill our serviceman! Never mind our duty to those we have sent to fight and die for our Foreign Policy whims. They are nobodies after all, simple prole squadies, they are expendable, we'll hang them out to dry for political advantage!"
What a set of unspeakable poncy twats they (the NuLabour Islington mob) are. Safe at home, in the leafy suburbs, at their middle-class dinner parties, discussing into the relative merits of the latest Pinter play - while bullets and bombs whistle round the heads of the lads they have sent to Iraq. The lads who are laying their fucking lives on the line for 'em! So what if they did give some Iraqi insurgents a kicking? I, and the majority of the British people, don't give a fuck - not the slightest.
Episodes like this have done huge damage to the moral of the British Army - their ranks have been decimated by the Labour government. They have been put in harms way without the proper kit, because Gordon Brown and his poncy middle-class pals have spent the money on fucking asylum seekers, single chav mothers and African debt relief. These twats want to use the British army as an instrument of foreign policy, but at the same time are embarrassed by it and everything else militaristic. Hence they starve it of cash and have little compunction about hanging it's members out to dry when it is politically expedient. No wonder recruitment is at an all time low and instances of desertion are on the increase.
The British army is the institution that had most to do with making Gt. Britain great. And yet these poncy NuLabourites are running it down, destroying it, insulting it's men and generally behaving towards it as though it were some embarrassing, dotty, deformed relation to be locked in the back room and mentioned only when absolutely necessary. It's a fucking disgrace.
Officer Dibble
It seems these charges stem from an incident where the soldiers captured some Iraqi suspects at a hotel along with a haul of guns and explosives. So, they took 'em back to base and gave 'em a slap or three, to encourage them to spill the beans. However, when the poncy Islington mob heard about it they nearly choked on their Parmesan and rocket! Yes, they were mortified. And, over a glass of the finest Chianti, they as one cried, "This is a clear case of an abusive civilian/combatant relationship! These soldiers are obviously prejudiced! We must charge them under the International Criminal Court Act! This will send a message to the International community and our NuLabour backbenchers that we are excising a duty of care over those who wish to kill our serviceman! Never mind our duty to those we have sent to fight and die for our Foreign Policy whims. They are nobodies after all, simple prole squadies, they are expendable, we'll hang them out to dry for political advantage!"
What a set of unspeakable poncy twats they (the NuLabour Islington mob) are. Safe at home, in the leafy suburbs, at their middle-class dinner parties, discussing into the relative merits of the latest Pinter play - while bullets and bombs whistle round the heads of the lads they have sent to Iraq. The lads who are laying their fucking lives on the line for 'em! So what if they did give some Iraqi insurgents a kicking? I, and the majority of the British people, don't give a fuck - not the slightest.
Episodes like this have done huge damage to the moral of the British Army - their ranks have been decimated by the Labour government. They have been put in harms way without the proper kit, because Gordon Brown and his poncy middle-class pals have spent the money on fucking asylum seekers, single chav mothers and African debt relief. These twats want to use the British army as an instrument of foreign policy, but at the same time are embarrassed by it and everything else militaristic. Hence they starve it of cash and have little compunction about hanging it's members out to dry when it is politically expedient. No wonder recruitment is at an all time low and instances of desertion are on the increase.
The British army is the institution that had most to do with making Gt. Britain great. And yet these poncy NuLabourites are running it down, destroying it, insulting it's men and generally behaving towards it as though it were some embarrassing, dotty, deformed relation to be locked in the back room and mentioned only when absolutely necessary. It's a fucking disgrace.
Officer Dibble