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they did it all

diana, 911, 7/7, moon landings, JFK, the holocaust, hid flying saucers in area 51

the dirty, evil, little blue bastards

Great minds think alike, diplo. I myself was preparing to finger the Smufs and implicate then in all sorts of international skulduggery. Yes, there's not many people know that the Smurfs are in cahoots with both George Dubya and the Realens ? only shrewd people like us that have studied the evidence. Hey, were you aware that Dick Cheney and Osama Bin Laden held tripartite talks with the little blue fuckers shortly before 911? Yes, it's true. Apparently, details of the meeting were written down on a piece of CIA notepaper that was pocketed by a quick thinking Mexican cleaner over at Langley, and then passed on to ?Bloggers For Justice? - an NGO of secret internet freedom fighters. It seems that this is all part of a conspiracy of literally galactic proportions - to subjugate earth and install the Smufs as our rulers ? rulers who would only be answerable to The Raleans ? galactic imperialists who seek to steal our women for use in their evil cloning facilities in the Andromeda sector. Both George Dubya and Dick Cheney are in on it (Tony Blair too, probably) and have been promised untold riches and their own planets if they cooperate and sell us down the river. Once you've seen the evidence there can be no other explanation. I mean, why did George W Bush, in an extended meeting with the joint Chiefs, shortly after 9/11, ask his secretary to pass him a glass of water? Makes you think, doesn?t it?


Officer Dibble

Smurf poo is blue

yeah you would say that, you just believe anything the government and media says, whereas any sensible person with a brain knows it was the smurfs
if you can't see that the smurfs are the real enemy in this world then you must belong to that group called 'the silly people' !sherlock!

A classic Eurotrash moment was the awesomely fit Sabrina doing a version of Boys Boys Boys with the Smurfs as a backing band! She is till fit as fuck today, look for her own site on the net. A

that's what they want you to think, but the smurfs are clever and have twisted the media so it looks like it might be the wombles, but us in the know have seen through their wicked lies

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it all fits, father Abraham, Osama, black helicopters, Waco, David (lizard boy Icke) Don't be fooled, it's those little blue fuckers.
It's definately not the Wombles, they're small fry, they only want to take over Wimbledon Common, a bit like Hizbollah, total domination in their own patch.