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Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peace

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:08 am
by Steve R

Re: Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peace

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:49 am
by eroticartist
Hi Steve,
But Bin Laden belives that he has nineteen virgins awaiting in Paradise!
Mike Freeman.



Re: Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peace

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:49 am
by randyandy
Always cracks me up when people quote Bin Laden's 'beliefs'.
!laughs!


Re: Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peace

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:51 am
by Steve R
She has seen so much dick over the years that she is now clearly exhibiting signs of something very similar to senile dementia - namely penile dementia.

Whether or not Bin Laden has had any particular involvement in terrorist acts - and there is no real evidence whatsoever that he has - surely he deserves better than this?

I mean, one could probably fly a 757 up it, without touching the sides, by now.


Re: Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peac

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:57 am
by Marino
I'd still fuck her


Re: Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peac

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:36 pm
by steve56
she looks like a bloke in drag!

Re: Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peac

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:01 pm
by mart
Blimey Marino, you can't be that desperate.

Mart

Re: Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peac

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:35 pm
by Lex Luger
If she was offering me sex, I'd pretty much nuke Italy besides Bret "The Hitman" Hart's area.


Re: Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peace

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:32 pm
by fudgeflaps
She's been through this tired rigmarole before; she may, on cursory inspection, be promoting peace but at heart she is shamelessly promoting herself, as substantiated by a short-lived appearance on Ch 5's 'The Farm'.

Several years ago, as a member (ooh-er, washboard, matron etc........) of Italian Parliament she volunteered the same thing to Saddam.

However, even back then she was getting on a bit, so 'it' would have probably (being mindful of the nature of her career) been like the opening of the top of a slack, knackered old welly-boot.

Soooo........... that's where the WMDs are stashed!! She's probably taken bigger rockets up there in her time tho!

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On a World Cup theme, Cicciolina starred in a WC-themed porno in the run-up to Italy '90- seriously!!!! With big Ron Jeremy.

Some of the players (do a Google to confirm):

-Maraboner (Ron Jeremy)

-Ruud Bullit. I can't remember the others.


Pele wasn't in it.....................

........he's impotent as we now know!