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Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:13 am
by Arnold Layne
Now having not watched TV for aeons, I caught a glimpse of this shite last night, and either the Lee Evans impersonator or the Indian gay dude is gonna win, trust me. what's with this ex porn star bird? her lips don't fuckng move when she speaks, she looks like an old barbie doll (Bobfok = Body of Barbie face of Ken or Bobfoc = Body off baywatch face of crimewatch (C) Rogers profanisarus) there's so much surgery on her boat race, I would rather spend a month in the "Room upon the hill" than in that house, with them, you'd lynch em all wouldn't you? big massacre live on tv! get em all in the jacuzzi, and chuck in a toaster! shocking! The bird in the bunny outfit had a nice bod, but can you imagine it? yapping away like a fucking jack russell, for fucks sake!

Pine ward! medication!.....

Re: Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:23 am
by Fred
Big Brother 'golden ticket' for sale on eBay
http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/ ... 90,00.html

Latest bid: 10 MILLION POUNDS

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-GOLDE ... dZViewItem

They are out of their fucking trees !confused!!confused!!confused!


Re: That Nikki bird tis ooot!

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:52 am
by Arnold Layne

Re: Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:12 am
by crofter
Yes that "biggest silicones in the UK" Big Brother Bird should have paid more attention to her old boat face ... she looks like a fucking extra from the Planet of The Apes.

My money is on the Posh Party Babe being one of the biggest cockteasers on this for years. I am really just wondering where Big Brother hides these twats medication though ... some of these contestants have GOT to be on something right??

And what the fuck is that buzz lightyear bloke all about with his selective tourettes syndrome ... what if he has an outburst live on prime time TV ... will have all the body language experts and psychologists working overtime on this motely crew.

Re: Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:17 am
by Impish
Why would u shave ur eyebrows off and paint them back on??
WTF!!!

Re: Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:54 pm
by Peter
Impish wrote:

> Why would u shave ur eyebrows off and paint them back on??
> WTF!!!

Thats what women do all the time, pluck their eyebrows until there's nothing left, then colour it back in with a great big pencil!

Re: Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 2:00 pm
by Impish
Yeah a bit of plucking is fine but to pluck it al, l wtf!!
Jeez, women eh!!

Re: Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 2:13 pm
by dave78
I only took a liking to one of 'em and that was the Welsh girl Imogen. The rest are bunch o' cunts!


Re: Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:05 pm
by Jacques

Re: Big brother

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:19 pm
by Peter
There's never a serial killer around when you want one.

I wonder if we could persuade our friends in the New World to take part in a little 'blue-on-blue' and drop a daisy cutter on the place?