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Re: Mrs Merton classic

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:47 am
by Pervert
Her finest moment was interviewing Dale Winton.

"Well, Dale, when are you going to settle down with a nice girl?"

"Urm, sorry, Mrs Merton, but I doubt I'll ever get married."

"Nonsense---I'm sure someone will have your ring on their finger before long."

Re: Mrs Merton classic

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:14 pm
by Ace
Not as good as asking Paul Daniels wife, Debbie McGee 'why did she marry millionaire Paul Daniels'


Re: Mrs Merton classic

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:09 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
Unfortunately it was only funny for about 5 mins a show then the joke went flat, unlike Caroline Aherne's chest which is bloody marvellous! Met her when she and Hookey were together in Manchester, she was sweet, he came over as a bit edgy and wild.