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jack dee
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:33 pm
by dedra
Good joke on Jack Dee tonite:-
What is the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesnt spit your load out!
its the way i tell em
Re: jack dee
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:49 am
by Guilbert
Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light out after sex.
A. She closes the car door
Q. What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to attract men.
A. Her legs
Re: jack dee
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:11 pm
by Heathray
What kind of underwear does an Essex girl wear? Next!
Re: jack dee
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:55 pm
by Jayr
Also liked this one:
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
Re: jack dee
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:25 pm
by dedra
Yeah that was good. Sometimes the cell phone jokes are better than his!
Re: jack dee
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:23 am
by IdolDroog
hate to break it to you dedra, but the cellfone jokes clearly are his jokes as well,. same as the old notepad he use to leave instead of a mobile....he only ever reads out the odd comment that someone from the audience actually said because u can tell from how they react
Re: jack dee
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:24 am
by dedra
you've shattered my illusion. Whats the world coming too
Re: jack dee
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:00 am
by steve56
thats brilliant brother blue.