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"To track your order click here
If this email has been received after 5.30pm your order will be despatched tomorrow for delivery on the next working day. The link provided will be unavailable until after 10pm on the day your order has been despatched.
If this email has been received after 5.30pm on Friday or at any time throughout Saturday and Sunday, your order will be despatched on Monday for delivery on Tuesday and the link provided can be accessed from 10pm on Monday evening.
Please note if you receive this email after 5.30pm on the day preceding a Bank Holiday or at any time on the Bank Holiday itself your order will be despatched on the next working day for delivery on the following day.

Once orders are despatched we cannot change them.

Thank you again for your order.
The InternetDirect Team"

Mart

Just give me the link and I'll keep track of it for you.

If I receive the link after 8pm, I will not be able to commence tracking it for you until 9am the following morning. If I receive the link after 6pm on a Friday, I will not be able to commence tracking it for you until 8am on the following Sunday. If I receive the link after 7pm on the day before a bank holiday, I will not be able to commence tracking it for you until 9am on the following working day.

Please contact me for details of my tracking assistance service over the Christmas and New Year period

Shouldn't your sig. be
"If my post contains any humour, then it is accidental and I apologise unreservedly."

Mart

You have inspired me to change my 'signature'.

I'm not really sure what the point of this post is ... apart from you can track an order given you have a Tracking Number .... taking into account the malarkey about time email was received and bank hols / weekends etc.

Not as interesting as the post about the man who can't stop getting his cock sucked by gays, even though he purports not to be gay