something to amuse you
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:20 am
1. The difference between the pope and your boss....the pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
2. transvestite: a guy who likes to eat,drink and be Mary
3. my mind works like lightning: one brillant flash and it is gone.
4. i hate sex in the movies,tried it once. the seat folded up,the drink spilled and that ice,well,it really chilled the mood
5. My next house will have no kitchen-just vending machines and a very large trash can
6. i'm so depressed.My doctor refused to write me a prescription for viagra.He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
7. definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Carl(Kriss Kross)
2. transvestite: a guy who likes to eat,drink and be Mary
3. my mind works like lightning: one brillant flash and it is gone.
4. i hate sex in the movies,tried it once. the seat folded up,the drink spilled and that ice,well,it really chilled the mood
5. My next house will have no kitchen-just vending machines and a very large trash can
6. i'm so depressed.My doctor refused to write me a prescription for viagra.He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
7. definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Carl(Kriss Kross)