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something to amuse you

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:20 am
by Carl Pulley
1. The difference between the pope and your boss....the pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

2. transvestite: a guy who likes to eat,drink and be Mary

3. my mind works like lightning: one brillant flash and it is gone.

4. i hate sex in the movies,tried it once. the seat folded up,the drink spilled and that ice,well,it really chilled the mood

5. My next house will have no kitchen-just vending machines and a very large trash can

6. i'm so depressed.My doctor refused to write me a prescription for viagra.He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

7. definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Carl(Kriss Kross)

Re: something to amuse you

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:08 am
by Pervert
Is this the moral high ground I see giving way under your feet?

And you have the cheek to criticise other people.

Of course, it's a well known medical fact that heterosexuals cannot develop AIDS.

Re: something to amuse you

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:55 am
by Pervert
Gosh, you're right!

It's amazing---your championing of dead people, your obvious respect for women and homosexuals. You are definitely not a simple-minded anorak.

Nice company you're keeping, Brother Blue.

Re: something to amuse you

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:39 pm
by steve56
monkeys?

Re: something to amuse you

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:25 pm
by mart
Not only are you a bigot but a cowardly one who doesn't even stand up for his misbegotten beliefs.

Mart

Re: something to amuse you

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:52 am
by Carl Pulley
Firekind, 70% of people who have Aids are from poverty sicken countries mostly africa.(and other 3rd world countries who dont have the facilties like rich nations,parts of South America as well)But in africa most Aids victims are women or babies or very young children who been passed on the disease by there mothers.

Carl(Kriss kross)