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Michael Jackson joke
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:24 am
by Carl Pulley
Why did Michael jackson Get food poisoning?
He ate some Nine-year old pork.
Carl (Kriss Kross)
Re: Michael Jackson joke
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:30 am
by Boo2
What's Wacko Jacks favourite song?
'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'
Beat this one!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:45 am
by Arnold Layne
What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Arthur Scargill?
Arthur Scargill hasn't touched a miner's helmet for 15 years!
Re: Beat this one!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:21 pm
by Ace
Whats the difference between Jacko and a Tesco carrier bag?
One is white, plastic and dangerous to children, the other is used for carrying shopping
Re: Beat this one!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:37 pm
by steve56
or vice versa.lol.ghostdog wrote:
> Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
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> A: Several children have fingered him.
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Re: Beat this one!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:55 pm
by Rude Boy
It's wrong to poke fun at Michael. He's a grown man in the body of a small child!
Re: Beat this one!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:15 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.