Michael Jackson joke

Carl Pulley · Post by **Carl Pulley** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:24 am

Why did Michael jackson Get food poisoning?

He ate some Nine-year old pork.

Carl (Kriss Kross)

Boo2 · Post by **Boo2** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:30 am

What's Wacko Jacks favourite song?

'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:45 am

What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Arthur Scargill?

Arthur Scargill hasn't touched a miner's helmet for 15 years!

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:21 pm

Whats the difference between Jacko and a Tesco carrier bag?

One is white, plastic and dangerous to children, the other is used for carrying shopping

steve56 · Post by **steve56** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:37 pm

or vice versa.lol.ghostdog wrote:

> Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
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> A: Several children have fingered him.
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Rude Boy · Post by **Rude Boy** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:55 pm

It's wrong to poke fun at Michael. He's a grown man in the body of a small child!

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:15 pm

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

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