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Does ANYBODY know how I can get this women to stop stalking me!!, I mean she,s like on the phone night and day, e-mails, dropping her knickers off at the end of me drive etc etc, all because I told her once at a pie and pea supper for the homeless reptile association, that she was reasonably attractive!, now it,s like, " Oh Liz what do I have to do to hump you"? how can I make you give me your reptilian bits!, Well I,m at the end of me rope!!
Leave it girl, and get a life..

Right, a cuppa I think.

Had the same trouble myself with Halle Berry. Wouldn't take no for an answer. Tried everything---not washing, forgetting to brush my teeth, farting in bed and shoving her head under the covers to smell it . . . . But would she take the hint?

I had the same with Demi Moore & Salma Hayek...so I knobbed them.
Simple solution.

Sorry Holden thats only one step up from a rentboy! me and craca,s are far too civilised for all that malarky, where,s your pride.......................SLAG!

My pride?
Buried deep inside the silky love folds of Salma.

Castration is always an option

Far more believable/provable than saying your a raving homosexual,a priest
or the lowest of the low,Celibate

Heres hoping you all got your moneys worth while lying on the couch and dictating your thoughts

cheers
B....OZ

I'd expect nothing less from a Reeny Understudy

Demi & salma cover the thin,what about the thick?

Roseanne & Mimi(from the drew carey Show-with full make-up) should be just the ticket to see wether you've got what it takes

cheers
B....OZ

These chavs !

I was pestered by one as well.

They always go for us with fame and money.
I'm afraid there's nothing you can do - Kate Beckinscale is known as one persistent chauvette that never will take no for an answer..

Last year I myself got stalked by a chavy young Russian - she said she desperately wanted a place to stay so she could play some tennis - I told her to get lost but she continued to beg and even offered to pay in kind - I refused in horror of course.
Then I was stupid enough to say that I would oblige and at least give her housing if she did something worthwile in her life first;say like winning the Wimbledon.

It turned out she did..
I never got a spare moment all summer.

Maria - my stalker from last year