Had to share this one.

[Marino]

I was in the gym yesterday and got told this great joke. I hope it reads as well as it was told to me.

Boy goes up to his dad, and says,

'Dad what's the difference between reallity and possibility?'

His dad replies,

'Son go and ask your mum, If she'd sleep with Sean Connery for a million pounds, then ask your sister if she would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds.'

Son runs off and ask's his mum and sister, then returns to his dad.

'Dad I asked them '. He says.

'What did they say'? asked dad.

'They both said yes they would.' replies son.

Well there your are son. Possibillity we could be worth two million.

Reallity we are both living with a couple of slags.'

[mart]

OK Marino you've started something now.

Doctor to patient in hospital "Well Mr. Smith I've got bad news and good news ".
"Give me the bad news first please Doc".
"I'm afraid you've only got 3 months to live".
"And the good news Doc?".
"See that nurse over there, the one with the long legs and big tits. I'm sleeping with her".

Mart

[Marino]

BOOM BOOM.

[White rabbit]

Why do witches never wear knickers?

So they get a better grip on their brooms.

[Charlton Fan]

Apologies if this offends anyone, but I found it funny.

First the Dodo died, then Dodi died and Di died, then Dando died ............... Dido must be shitting herself!

Chris

[Marino]

You do realise some of these jokes are going to end up in a road trip, and I am gonna claim them for my own.
Thanks gang.

I was so proud, this is the first joke I remembered in years I am shit at them usually.

[diplodocus]

what goes
'clip clop, clip clop, clip clop... BANG...clippety clop, clippety clop, clippety clop'

an Amish drive by

[Guilbert]

Reminds me of a similar joke.

Man sitting next to a woman at a 'posh' dinner.

He asks her, "would you sleep with that guy over their for a
million pounds".

"Yes I suppose so" replies the woman

"Well would you sleep with him for a pound" asks the man.

"Of course not" says the woman "what do you think I am"

"Well we have already found that out" says the man "now we
are just haggling over the price".

Guilbert

[alec]

I think the original was by George Bernard Shaw. 'Would you sleep with me for a pound?' etc.