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Pissing in the night..
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:12 pm
by Lizard
Is there anything more annoying than having to piss in the night, it,s always bastard 3 o clock in the morning, and I have to stumble to the kazi because me teeth are floating, do any other forumites have this problem?, or is it just my incontinence, I might get a pair of those big nappy pants for adult babies, and just piss meself, or I might stop me fluid intake from 6.00 in the evening...No! cos that would mean walking around bladdered all afternoon, any suggestions would be welcome, apart from Magoo, JJ, Ladyboy Holden, and everybody else...
Re: Pissing in the night..
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:18 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Thats obvious
A Shit
Far more strenous and could quite easily be called exercise
As we all know for a goodnights sleep you never exercise bewteen when the suns goes down & comes up
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Pissing in the night..
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:54 pm
by Pervert
Never, EVER fall asleep on the bog while having a dump. It's not big and it's not clever.
Re: Pissing in the night..
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:35 am
by diplodocus
sounds like old man prostate problems mate
a visit to the doc with finger up the ass is in order, enjoy
Re: Pissing in the night..
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:41 am
by Deuce Bigolo
I've got that covered
Dart Board on the back of the toilet door
Each week featuring a new Internet celebrity wallpaper
Strangely they've all been well Endowed with Busty substances
As I haven't fallen into or on the Kazi I'll be sticking to this routine
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Pissing in the night..
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:46 am
by Deuce Bigolo
I'd be putting a stop to all that Tantric Sex
You might be saving on your Life Force(may the farce be with you) but the tidal wave you unleash inside has got to come out eventually
cheers
B....OZ Seer & Bullshite Artiste