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funny i had him down for mr fish or www.pizzaexpress.co.uk

That 'linguist' was the esteemed Susie Dent, there to promote her excellent tome The Language Report.

You're probably right about the posh kids, Magoo, and how ironic - them going back to wearing the Burberry they once wore before chav culture's hijacking of it.

Hmmm, Susie Dent.

Is she the sexy innocent-looking word monkey from Countdown's Dictionary Corner?

Wheyhey! The old Chav Brassiere, eh? Next time I'm down in Chipping Norton I'll have to call round for a 'Big Chav 'n' Fries'. I may even push the boat out and ask 'Shazza' the waitress if I might impose upon her to 'go large?. I'm sure she'd oblige - particularly after I had brandished my 'wad'. Shit, she'd probably even throw in a 5-gallon beaker of Chava Cola, along with a daft hat and a balloon!

Officer Dibble

'Tis her indeed. And she's a lot smarter than that overrated, botoxed Vorderwoman, y'know.

Smarter and a lot sexier.

I bet Richard Whiteley's thought of a few conundrums involving Carol and Susie.

If you do go, just make sure you wear Burberry and plenty of 'bling' - there's bound to be a dress code!