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what does this mean?

Like saying that you run the country from 10 Downing Street when you're actually the plod standing outside.

Oh, and before any other pedant joins in, it's grandeur.

bloody cheek then this tart said it to me when i told her i eat out save washing up.

Not so much cheek as incorrect.

You eat out for practical reasons---to save on washing up. If you claimed that you dined out every night at different restaurants, when what you meant was alternating between McDonald's and Burger King, then she'd have a point.

but she has a tv cooking for her .lol.

bit of a loose end, eh?

I think it's when some poor unfortunate imagines themself constantly having sex with rabid devil-worshipping nuns, monks and the odd virgin or two in a small town in 17th Century France and then gets a few nails driven through various parts of his body, oh and then burnt at the stake.......otherwise known as the trials of Urban living. And dying. Or so it was alleged.

Have I missed the point again ?

You're not wrong

As founder member of the Point Missing Club, may I welcome you on board.