egafd.com

What are the chances?

Go to , type in Chav in the product search box and see what comes up!

Fucking hell!
That's spooky Ibby.

Classic. And funny because it's true.

Question.
What made you type in Chav in the first place?
Now be honest and tell us of your Burberry and stolen Nova hubcap past.

Not guilty Mr Holden, a mate emailed it to me. (honest, as If I'd shop at Argos - not when I have the quality of K-Mart on my doorstep!),

But certainly somebody somewhere must've been bored.

Officer Dibble perchance?

My ears were burning. Someone mention my name?

Oh, it's you magoo. Well, funny you should mention the old classics, because I've just been taking advantage of the recent lull in the bgafd anti-chaver campaign to toss-off some of the old videos, give 'em a digital de-lousing, add Dolby digital sound and turn 'em into brammer DVD's (yep, we have the technology). They will start to re-appear on an existing, but revamped, site (just a few at first) then more will appear on a reinstated uk shags.com in a few weeks. Anything in particular (maybe a favourite model or scene) you like me to toss off next? Just let me know and I'll movie it up the queue. There are that many individual items to be edited and processed it will take two years to do the lot!

You've hit the nail on the head about me wasting time on chavers - of course to me anything 'chav' is like a red rag to a bull.


Officer Dibbs

would this be the artifact in question?

my own favourite outing of the luvverly beccy, it so happens. her garden perambulation has to be seen.

grind force, indeed...