Patient Name: IV
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2001 10:05 am
Gentlemen and some ladies, I Speak as a councillor and confidant of the mentally disturbed, with many years experience in dealing with those very sad cases of people who feel they have to either impose their will on society, or to dictate the way others should live their lives.
Through my studies and hands on care I have learnt that the best treatment for these people is to ignore them whilst they are still in the early stages of their delusion. As provoked as one may feel, and I as much as IV Hunter, tend to want to defend my rights of freedom, It has been proved that if one pays attention to the ranting of the troubled minds, or patients as I call them, then they gain the impression that their views are of some importance to society as a whole or to a particular grouping.
There have throughout history been many classic cases, which make up the casebooks so assiduously studied by those in my profession. Attila, Mussolini, Hitler, Thatcher, and to a lesser degree the now morally discredited National Viewers and listeners grouping led by that well known proprietor of sleazy magazines Mary Whitehouse, all of whom, had we ignored them would just have over run a country or two and simply faded into the mists of time or to that particular hole usually occupied by news of the world journalists and certain Tory prime ministers. Damn! I am letting my own prejudice show through again. Must have some corner time!
Now, as to the symptoms. The classic place for spotting those with this type of delusional dysfunction is to look at the English attitude towards sex. The sickness tends to manifest itself in those who believe that the way to control the minds of the masses and to run this great and glorious country of ours is to control the Englishman?s access to sex.
British sex, and I give the term the widest possible meaning, not using it in the strictly sociological way one would expect from one in my profession, British sex and the British attitude towards sex, has always been acknowledged by the rest of the world to have been influenced very heavily by those who, as members of the privileged classes, had the good fortune to be sent to expensive schools where they were encouraged to indulge in games such as ?masturbating my best friend under the bedclothes? ?bending over the apple barrel? ?cold shower find the soap? and flogging each other on a daily basis. I have no problem with these activities but do feel that they should be made available in all state schools and not simply as the preserve of the wealthy and privileged
It is necessary to look at some background; those who already know it all can skip the next paragraph.
Successive governments, made up to a large degree by those from this type of back ground, used the knowledge gained in these places of learning, as a means of controlling the masses, imposing views, locking people up and, in these modern times, as a way of extracting money from those who wish to go about there lawful business.
?Let us certificate a video program and say that it is no longer true that, to view this program will put you in great moral and physical danger, then let us impose some totally meaningless restriction, on where it can be purchased or better still let us try and fleece those who wish to sell this entirely legal product, of as much money as we can. This is the new Labour, New English way of giving freedom to the masses; do not forget we are now Europeans.
Now, I do not usually discuss individual cases but?
IV comes within the lose grouping of sad people, or organisations we know not which, I have attempted to identify above. Unfortunately not being very bright he has fallen into the classical trap set by those from this background as a means to catch out the interloper. He is not in a position of power or influence, his ranting will have no effect on society, indeed, if his treatment is to be successful we should not even be discussing his sad case in this public forum. In effect he is not one of them! And here is the irony: He is not one of us either.
So let?s end this discussion with a few words of comfort to IV. Let us as more enlightened members of society extend the hand of friendship and compassion, don?t kick him in the testicles when he identifies himself, oh yes, he will do this eventually as his need for more power and recognition grows. Don?t ridicule him, or send him to the pillory of our derision. Remember, he is only seeking to become a useful member of society.
For those who wish to give more practical help can I suggest that they write to their local authority and ascertain the requirements for opening a sex shop in their area, ask government why they restrict the lawful trade of a legal product, and get copies of the appropriate documentation and start to raise questions of their authority based on what they will assuredly find.
I am available for private consultations at the usual fee.
Through my studies and hands on care I have learnt that the best treatment for these people is to ignore them whilst they are still in the early stages of their delusion. As provoked as one may feel, and I as much as IV Hunter, tend to want to defend my rights of freedom, It has been proved that if one pays attention to the ranting of the troubled minds, or patients as I call them, then they gain the impression that their views are of some importance to society as a whole or to a particular grouping.
There have throughout history been many classic cases, which make up the casebooks so assiduously studied by those in my profession. Attila, Mussolini, Hitler, Thatcher, and to a lesser degree the now morally discredited National Viewers and listeners grouping led by that well known proprietor of sleazy magazines Mary Whitehouse, all of whom, had we ignored them would just have over run a country or two and simply faded into the mists of time or to that particular hole usually occupied by news of the world journalists and certain Tory prime ministers. Damn! I am letting my own prejudice show through again. Must have some corner time!
Now, as to the symptoms. The classic place for spotting those with this type of delusional dysfunction is to look at the English attitude towards sex. The sickness tends to manifest itself in those who believe that the way to control the minds of the masses and to run this great and glorious country of ours is to control the Englishman?s access to sex.
British sex, and I give the term the widest possible meaning, not using it in the strictly sociological way one would expect from one in my profession, British sex and the British attitude towards sex, has always been acknowledged by the rest of the world to have been influenced very heavily by those who, as members of the privileged classes, had the good fortune to be sent to expensive schools where they were encouraged to indulge in games such as ?masturbating my best friend under the bedclothes? ?bending over the apple barrel? ?cold shower find the soap? and flogging each other on a daily basis. I have no problem with these activities but do feel that they should be made available in all state schools and not simply as the preserve of the wealthy and privileged
It is necessary to look at some background; those who already know it all can skip the next paragraph.
Successive governments, made up to a large degree by those from this type of back ground, used the knowledge gained in these places of learning, as a means of controlling the masses, imposing views, locking people up and, in these modern times, as a way of extracting money from those who wish to go about there lawful business.
?Let us certificate a video program and say that it is no longer true that, to view this program will put you in great moral and physical danger, then let us impose some totally meaningless restriction, on where it can be purchased or better still let us try and fleece those who wish to sell this entirely legal product, of as much money as we can. This is the new Labour, New English way of giving freedom to the masses; do not forget we are now Europeans.
Now, I do not usually discuss individual cases but?
IV comes within the lose grouping of sad people, or organisations we know not which, I have attempted to identify above. Unfortunately not being very bright he has fallen into the classical trap set by those from this background as a means to catch out the interloper. He is not in a position of power or influence, his ranting will have no effect on society, indeed, if his treatment is to be successful we should not even be discussing his sad case in this public forum. In effect he is not one of them! And here is the irony: He is not one of us either.
So let?s end this discussion with a few words of comfort to IV. Let us as more enlightened members of society extend the hand of friendship and compassion, don?t kick him in the testicles when he identifies himself, oh yes, he will do this eventually as his need for more power and recognition grows. Don?t ridicule him, or send him to the pillory of our derision. Remember, he is only seeking to become a useful member of society.
For those who wish to give more practical help can I suggest that they write to their local authority and ascertain the requirements for opening a sex shop in their area, ask government why they restrict the lawful trade of a legal product, and get copies of the appropriate documentation and start to raise questions of their authority based on what they will assuredly find.
I am available for private consultations at the usual fee.