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How To Achieve Over 100%

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:38 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
So How to go about achieving 103%?
WWhat makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 and 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K - is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E - 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E - 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T - 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far arsekissing will take you.

A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G - 1+18+19+5+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 131%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Arsekissing will put you over the top.


But then I'm sure that certain wonderful people on here, already know that.


Re: How To Achieve Over 100%

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:52 pm
by Arnold Layne
and pissed, I thought that calibre was alcohol free magoo? and your still getting drunk on it?