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These used to be places you could relax with a drink, and a chat with your mates/g/friend/wife etc, not any more!, they have been taken over by loud raucus cunts with devil sperm offspring, " No! kieran, dont put your finger in that mans beer" "Klye! stop it", fucking 'my name is stan' ringtones, and all manner of annoying twats, which has caused me to contemplate moving even further out into the wilderness, to find a real pub, where adults go to have a drink, and a fucking good argument, or maybe it,s just summer, and I,m feeling fractious, what do you lot think, should there be a seperate area for families, ie: the staying at home area, or am I bieng a tad harsh on the mutants........

Anyway, Iv,e had a cuppa now, and I,m a bit more chilled....

the kids today are very hiley strung.

In the immortal Fawlty Towers episode where Basil replies to a horrid child who's mother tells him 'Hes very highly strung'

......'Yes, he should be!!'

In my new progressive Britain, offensive ringtones would be punishable by public disemboweling. Giving a child a ridiculous name would be punishable by having your knackers sliced off and fed to you raw.

But, then, I'm a liberal.

i remember that line.Ace wrote:

> In the immortal Fawlty Towers episode where Basil replies to a
> horrid child who's mother tells him 'Hes very highly strung'
>
> ......'Yes, he should be!!'
>
>

Caractacus the impaler!, got a nice ring tone to it eh?, anyway I,d vote for you, as long as you brought back garrotting for loud lairy behaviour.....

I'll make sure it's in the manifesto.

Caractacus the Impaler----always making a political point.

I've heard kids with 'modern' names from films............the most OBVIOUS was a KEANU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone match that?
Oh, no need to mention Geldofs kids crazy names

Will all the kids with these weird names change them by deed-poll later in life????. What about all the Phoenix family names??????????