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No seriously folks, who do you see on the television and just the merest decibel or the sight of them can make you stretch for the ?off? or ?channel 5? button, you know the sickly bastards that if they did not appear in the show you might find it highly watchable.
Here are my 2 newest entries.
1) FLOG IT, BBC 2 weekdays.
Paul Jones: How the fuck this arselicking, gay as the fairies, cord wearing cornish pasty and patronising cunt every passed any screen test is beyond me, seemingly an expert on antiques who of course couldn?t tell you his arse from his elbow, let alone what the next constable was worth.
Wank Status: Moderately High
Annoyance Factor: Very High
Gets on Yer Tits: What a fucking fanny!!
2) ELEPHANT.COM ADVERT
The guys name is irrespective but talk about being typecast, if that sickly fair skinned fucking tosspot mentions the name of that company once more I swear I will take exception and actually phone the fuckers and see what they can do for his fucking life insurance, the case of the Ad. Men coming up with the next big thing, yes lets mention the name of the company throughout the company until it does everybodys tits in.
I hope you stand in Elephant poo for the rest of your lifes ? cunts.
Ratings All a wee bit higher as that wee fairy above him.

So come on folks, that is me getting it off my chest (just a bit) but who annoys you on the television the most, who has done your tiddies in on tv??

steve56 none of your 70s entries mate ... please ? and if you name somebody give a reason, not one of your (sponsor a spiv) cryptic clues.

It starts with the NEWS at 7.00am,repeated at 10.30am,4.30pm,6.00pm
and as if it hasn't got in 10.30pm

In between all this reptitive nonsense
theres the American Drivel Squad

American Law-Judge Judy,Texas Justice

American talk Shows-Dr Phil,Oprah,Ricki lake,Jerry Springer

American Soaps...nuff said

Australian Lifestyle programs telling you how to do everything from renovate your property for the fiftieth time to how to run a garage sale

Coalition Reality Shows...from Big Bother to more f...cking renovating in The Block

The one theme that runs through all of them is that they are REPEATS
even when they're being aired for the first time

Thank god for DVDs,the TV Guide and having a Life

cheers
B....OZ

Michelle off Big Brother.....................you REALLY need a reason??

That utterly talentless, name-dropping, pathetic excuse for a film director, and insurance salesman, Michael Winner.

Viz carried a whack of letters from kitchen staff in restaurants all over London who claimed to have wanked into his food. The best letter was from a former waitress who said he sent back a meal saying it tasted funny----only the staff had been too busy to wank into it.

Anyway, that guy irritates on so many levels.

I think I've thrown this one at you before Deuce. It's bad enough being bombarded with incessant Kiwi so-called Lifestyle programmes but to add insult to injury TVNZ shows fucking Aussie ones as well.

Mart

I don't care what Country they were created in but i won't stand for one idea sporning 15 different shows which usually one after the other

Its like the idea that with American Soaps you could stop watching for six months come back and get up to speed within 5 minutes

The only good thing about todays free to air TV is that all those so called classic sitcoms/comedies that have been repeated to death are now the sole property of Pay TV

When its all said and done TV really is just an excuse to do nothing

One fact for any trivial pursuit buffs out there...you burn more calories when you sleep than when you watch TV

cheers
B.....OZ

Ads for loan companys.....piss off Vorderman!!! The thinking there? Oh she's good at maths......so it must be alright to borrow ?20.000.

And worse...ads for poxy parasitic compensation lawyers. And the absolute worst one is Esther "All my life i've faught for people's rights" Rantzen. You were on a crap consumer show for a few series, you buck-toothed hag!!!

There is one presenter however that I HAVE to turn off because he literally makes me feel nauseous. Russell Brand. Don't know him? He used to be on MTV's outside broadcasts. He had one of the stupidest hairstyles i've ever seen...all smarmed down, with ridiculously long sideburns. He's thankfully cut them of now....and now he hosts the Big Brother Forum discussion show......but even without the stupid hair he still makes me feel physically sick....i've no idea why.

Jenny Bond .

Jonathan Ross
Terry Wogan
Ruby Wax
Claire Sweeney
Phil Redmond (creator of Brookside)
Any actor off EastEnders

Number 1 : Jeremy Clarkson

Numbers 2 to infinity : all those cackling, havn't I got a great sense of humour because I laugh at my own stupid remarks, sportspeople who appear on so-called Sports Quiz/Comedy progs. Emlyn Hughes being the prime example.

Mart