Stupid Sayings

[Lizard]

Men never make passes, at girls who wear glasses!, well thats bollocks for a start! I like nothing better than to ogle lasses in glasses, especially if they have nice tits, and a good arse, why only the other day I was ogling a girl with those small wire rim glasses, she had a really fit body, and I was having a great time, until Ms Lizard kneed me quite viciously in the bollocks, and told me to stop staring at other women when she was with me, or she would send me back to the institution, where she found me, and I would have to go back into rehab, or was that kebab, anyway, fuck it, I love girls in glasses..........

[Michelle]

LOL

My favourite.....

If you fall over and break your leg..... dont come running to me

(PS I wear glasses... Sometimes)

Michelle xx

[mart]

What, is it true for girls too, that it makes you blind?

Mart

[Michelle]

Uh.... Well.... YEAH LOL

Michelle xx

[Dace]

Stay out the black and into the red, you don't get nothing for two in a bed.

[Michelle]

Heres another

while pulling a funny face someone says.... "If the wind changes you will stay like that".

Michelle xx

[Pervert]

Were they relatives of yours, Magoo?

I don't know what I did to make my face stay this way, but I rather wish I hadn't.