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Not a prob: my semen is said by my 'customers' to be so delicious, that I currently have contracts to supply it to several well-known cafes, as the main ingredient of their smoothies.
So each week I eat several different varieties of fruit, according to my clients' requirements.

Doubtless many of you have already (unwittingly) sampled my merchandise.
My next project involves my poo, and chocolate sundaes: remember, you heard it here first- tell all your friends !!

Well, if she does dump you, go to this page.


Mart

Holders tried to woo Sandie by describing his bowel movements?
Tell me more........

Hmmm, erm, lovely. Think I'll give that one a miss, Mart.

How liberal is the landlord of your local Caractucus?


Mart

Not that liberal!

And besides, I'd need reinforced bar stools.

I found it very refreshing as I'm on this all fibre diet

Guaranteed shit every hour without fail

cheers
B....OZ