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....So who the fucks first?????

Have i missed anything?

Tez

"Ok hard drinkers,lets drink hard...im buying!!!"

Me you tough bastard, good to gave you back albeit you were only gone a few days. Did you manage to er "eliminate" the "problem"

Yep for a year at least if im a good boy.....

Tez

I wont pry for obvious reasons (respect) but it reaaaally sounds like a girlfriend vs. porn problem when you say stuff like that lol

So youve locked her in the basement under the assumption itll take her a year to break out

My guess was a, um, 'social' ailment...............ahem.

well jj theres talking in code and then theres just plain sailing over thicketts heads - such as myself

The clap.
Gonorrhoea.
STDs.
The pox.
Syphilis.
V.D.
NSU.
Crabs (not the sort you get at the fishmongers).

Take yer pick. [imitates tearing out what remains of hair noise]
Oh, to be young and innocent again...........not bleedin' likely !

That was almost as tragic as Sharon leaving Walford only to come back three episodes later.

Welcome back anyway dude.

ahhhhhhhhhh id never have guessed thats what you meant

I will endeavour to be less opaque in future for the benefit of our more 'otherworldly' readers, and will make every effort to call a spade a bloody shovel.
I will eschew all use of metaphor, simile, periphrasis and other literary obfuscations.
I hope that's clear.