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Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:24 pm
by mart
Hmmmmm, would you take your dog for a walk in the early hours of the morning?
Mart
Re: Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:28 pm
by jj
I haven't got a dog.
I've fucked a few in the past, though.......
o/t Re: Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:48 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
How do you know what sex the dog was?
He didn't say
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:41 am
by mart
It reminds me of MP Ron Davies' "moment of madness" on Clapham Common.
At that time one of the tabloids published a new version of the song
"I met him on the Common and my heart stood still
De-Do-Ron-Ron-Ron-Ron-De-Do-Ron-Ron.....etc."
Later bird- then badger- watching was his downfall, leading naturally to an updating of The Teddy Bears Picnic.
Mart
Re: Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:12 am
by The Last Word
'But he told police he had been attacked in the hope they would "run out and find this kid a block later,"
Err...wakey-wakey.
Surely he could've seen the advantages of simply letting it drop - what price a mobile to him? It just adds fuel to all those rumours - one being he's tighter than two coats of paint.
Re: Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:43 am
by jj
I didn't specify the gender of the dogs- you merely drew a (sexist) conclusion.
Re: Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:45 am
by Lizard
Mr Spacey is my favourite actor! if he say,s his dog needs a piss at four in the morning, his dog needs a piss at four in the morning.......Wor lass very often gets up for a piss at four in the morning!
Re: Oooo-er!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:29 pm
by Peter
Just heard on a news bulletin that a theatre has banned actors and staff from using "darling" as it is now a sexist term. What are all those luvvies going to say to each other?