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Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:54 am
by Ace
We ALL know #1, 'I won't cum in yer mouth' and #2, 'The cheque is in the post' but any more?
MY contribution which I doubt can be bettered is when yer girlfriend finds yer porn videos and you explain, 'They don't do anything for me'
*NOT that thats happened to me...........recently
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:57 am
by steve56
fell off the back of a lorry is my fave.
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:57 am
by Cringemaker
"It gets hotter after encryption"
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:22 pm
by Marino
I'm a professional pornographer.
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:28 pm
by Bronson Lee
Ive got a bad back , so you'll have to go on top luv .......
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:17 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Of course I love you....darling.
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:21 pm
by Lizard
"Tell me I,m not fat"..........Ok! yer not fat.
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:27 pm
by Lizard
I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:57 pm
by mart
Knock, knock. I'm a social worker. I've come to help you.
Mart