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Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:09 am
by Arnold Layne
Just had my lovely Tibetan terrier groomed and I must say she done a shit job, took rather too much attention to his balls and shaved em in a little pattern, watch out for her, her names, Shelley
Re: Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:41 am
by Lizard
It,s a shame you couldn,t persuade her to do yours as well Arnie, things might not have been so bad, btw....who,s shelley? the dog or the shaver?
Re: Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:08 pm
by steve56
im terrified of dogs ever since i bunked off school in feb 72 to look for sue at her new address the coalmans dog nearly had me for dinner.
Re: Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:10 pm
by mart
A classic steve56-ism.
Mart
PS What did you have for lunch that day?
Re: Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:14 pm
by Pervert
Well, we know what the coalman's dog almost had.
Re: Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:38 pm
by Wink Wink
Now I know what they mean by 'It was the dogs bollocks!'
Re: Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:53 pm
by crofter
steve can you be a bit more precise what day in feb. 72 and was it morning or afternoon ... you always leave us to fill in the blanks.
Re: Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:02 pm
by Wink Wink
Might of been snowing too......we need to know all that too!!
Re: Perverted dog groomer
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:17 am
by steve56
it was midmorning elevenish it had been snowing.