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Football supporters.
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:18 am
by mart
Who said he yielded to no one in his "enjoyment of the sight of those splendid specimens of our race, trained to perfection, and playing faultlessly" but was dismayed that "our stolid , pipe-sucking manhood, reliable in the tightest of places" has degenerated into the crowds of "pale, narrow-chested, hunched-up spectators" smoking "endless cigarettes" as they "learn to be hysterical"?
He also believed that masturbation, though "a pleasant experience" leads inescapably to lunacy (moreover, "if you misuse your parts while young, you will not be able to use them when you are a man: they will not work then".
Mart
Re: Football supporters.
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:08 am
by The Last Word
Scoutmaster Baden-Powell, perchance?
Re: Football supporters.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:11 am
by mart
You've earned yourself another badge.....lol
Mart
Re: Football supporters.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:50 pm
by Guilbert
And I love the title of the book he wrote:
Scouting for Boys
Not sure you could publish a book with that title today
Guilbert
Re: Football supporters.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:41 pm
by Big Ron
Wasn't that the title of Jonathan kings autobiography?
Re: Football supporters.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:59 pm
by mart
Well you can.
Mart
Re: Football supporters.
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 6:45 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
I saw the writing on the wall and promptly exited stage left
after my last dib dib dib with the Cubs
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Football supporters.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:24 am
by mart
I assume you mean the toilet wall. And don't ever put your eye to any of those holes in the cubicle walls.
Mart
Re: Football supporters.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:56 am
by Deuce Bigolo
No actually I was a Cub.....I've got the badges to prove it...what a wank
I do remmebr seeing one peculiar scrawl on the wall...for a good time Arkela 555 555
cheers
B....OZ The Wasted Years - Cubs