Dawn French
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 7:36 am
Leading on from the irritating females thread but does anyone, like me, think that Dawn French is about as funny as arson at an orphanage!
Being fat in itself is not funny love!
Neither are your Terry's chocolate orange ads. ('they're not Terry's, they're mine!' - comic genius! which 7 year old copywriter came up with that?). Obviously her discerning eye for big pay cheques and presumably as much chocolate as she can shovel down her gullet count for a lot in her books!
Saunders is the talent as she's the one that writes it all their stuff! French just turns up on set and polishes off the leftovers from the caterers! and then goes on Parky to trot out all her feeble fat arse anecdotes.
And her hair!!!! With all the money from her lard arse ad voiceovers you'd think she could afford a barber who could cut her fringe in a straight line.
And dressing in dark colours does have a slimming effect but not when you're so fat you have to be crow barred out of your dressing room.
and don't get me started on the Vicar of Dibley.
Ok Ok count to 10, deep breathes, calm, think nice thoughts!!
Rant over!
Being fat in itself is not funny love!
Neither are your Terry's chocolate orange ads. ('they're not Terry's, they're mine!' - comic genius! which 7 year old copywriter came up with that?). Obviously her discerning eye for big pay cheques and presumably as much chocolate as she can shovel down her gullet count for a lot in her books!
Saunders is the talent as she's the one that writes it all their stuff! French just turns up on set and polishes off the leftovers from the caterers! and then goes on Parky to trot out all her feeble fat arse anecdotes.
And her hair!!!! With all the money from her lard arse ad voiceovers you'd think she could afford a barber who could cut her fringe in a straight line.
And dressing in dark colours does have a slimming effect but not when you're so fat you have to be crow barred out of your dressing room.
and don't get me started on the Vicar of Dibley.
Ok Ok count to 10, deep breathes, calm, think nice thoughts!!
Rant over!