Did You Miss Me?
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:19 pm
....No really, did you?
So why didn't you write or something.
I mean I missed you. No, really I did.
Wont be on as frequent as before til I've sorted out MacGroyn Mansions.
It's a fucking nightmare I gotta tell ya.
Lovely area. The 'burbs. Shit happens and neighbours are nice!
My cat was missing for 24 hours and all the old dears put out a search party. When fat Mr Cattlesby came home, an old dear gave me a big bag of treats for him. I'm like "No, no, no it's ok really." She's all "It's not for you so just take it."
You're all more than welcome to come over providing you bring paint brushes, pasting tables, paste brush...paste...paint...paper...stone....scissors.
Any sparkies, chippies and whatever the slang for plumbers is.
Speaking of plumbers, Ace, how's the studying going?
Have you mastered the technique of:
"Ooooh dunno 'bout that love. (Whilst scratching your arse) I'll have to rip the entire lot out and redo it from scratch and your boiler'll 'ave to come out an all."
"But it's just a leaking tap Mr Ace!"
"naah naah naah luv, iss a bit more com'lick-aye-id"
Anyhow, I hope you're all doing well out there in the big wide web.
Hoping you all have really good festive periods. Kinda brings to mind clotted blood with a party hat on.
So I feel the need to bitch about how unfair life is at the moment. Dislocated my bastard thumb whilst at Gymnastics...YES I GO TO GYMNASTICS CLASSES.
I only confess 'cos old Maggers is already in on it and he may try to blackmail me to death one day so I'm outting myself.
It's none of that tits & arse out with fake smiles shit. It's the real deal hardcore manly stuff where you wear pants so tight you give your religion away....actually it's not even that!
I'll give a link for a promo reel. It's not my one but you'll get the general idea from this chap.
Right click & save if you care to.
If you're wondering how I dislocated it, well I totally fucked up whilst doing a double back flip. 8ft straight on my neck. Almost broke my neck and my thumb got fucked on landing.
Damn I've missed this place. I see someone has taken it upon themselves to do film reviews...I USED TO BLOODY DO THAT!
Gone 5 minutes and someone jumps in your boots.
I shall put finger to keyboard and strike up a new Holden "Film2003/4" MacGroyn review as soon as a decent film comes out.
I'm thinking of ripping into that stunted pigmy dwarf with a slack jawed smile, Tom Cruise's latest epic The Last Samurai but Honest Abdul hasn't brought round my 10th generation vhs pirate yet.
Anyway, I'm off to rack up a huge posting tally.
One so quantumly massive that it makes Steve56 look like a casual poster.
...and if you sat thru all of this...then you really did miss me.
Love Love Love in a non Elton "Bum you into next week" John kinda way
So why didn't you write or something.
I mean I missed you. No, really I did.
Wont be on as frequent as before til I've sorted out MacGroyn Mansions.
It's a fucking nightmare I gotta tell ya.
Lovely area. The 'burbs. Shit happens and neighbours are nice!
My cat was missing for 24 hours and all the old dears put out a search party. When fat Mr Cattlesby came home, an old dear gave me a big bag of treats for him. I'm like "No, no, no it's ok really." She's all "It's not for you so just take it."
You're all more than welcome to come over providing you bring paint brushes, pasting tables, paste brush...paste...paint...paper...stone....scissors.
Any sparkies, chippies and whatever the slang for plumbers is.
Speaking of plumbers, Ace, how's the studying going?
Have you mastered the technique of:
"Ooooh dunno 'bout that love. (Whilst scratching your arse) I'll have to rip the entire lot out and redo it from scratch and your boiler'll 'ave to come out an all."
"But it's just a leaking tap Mr Ace!"
"naah naah naah luv, iss a bit more com'lick-aye-id"
Anyhow, I hope you're all doing well out there in the big wide web.
Hoping you all have really good festive periods. Kinda brings to mind clotted blood with a party hat on.
So I feel the need to bitch about how unfair life is at the moment. Dislocated my bastard thumb whilst at Gymnastics...YES I GO TO GYMNASTICS CLASSES.
I only confess 'cos old Maggers is already in on it and he may try to blackmail me to death one day so I'm outting myself.
It's none of that tits & arse out with fake smiles shit. It's the real deal hardcore manly stuff where you wear pants so tight you give your religion away....actually it's not even that!
I'll give a link for a promo reel. It's not my one but you'll get the general idea from this chap.
Right click & save if you care to.
If you're wondering how I dislocated it, well I totally fucked up whilst doing a double back flip. 8ft straight on my neck. Almost broke my neck and my thumb got fucked on landing.
Damn I've missed this place. I see someone has taken it upon themselves to do film reviews...I USED TO BLOODY DO THAT!
Gone 5 minutes and someone jumps in your boots.
I shall put finger to keyboard and strike up a new Holden "Film2003/4" MacGroyn review as soon as a decent film comes out.
I'm thinking of ripping into that stunted pigmy dwarf with a slack jawed smile, Tom Cruise's latest epic The Last Samurai but Honest Abdul hasn't brought round my 10th generation vhs pirate yet.
Anyway, I'm off to rack up a huge posting tally.
One so quantumly massive that it makes Steve56 look like a casual poster.
...and if you sat thru all of this...then you really did miss me.
Love Love Love in a non Elton "Bum you into next week" John kinda way