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Toilets!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:08 am
by Lizard
Why are there no toilets anywhere anymore!, has someone nicked them all, you go to a big fuck off city like Liverpool, can you find a kazzi?, can you fuck, there all smashed or boarded up, why doesn,t the Government do something about this before the pavements are covered in shite, and a major health epidemic happens, I was in Liverpool yesterday, and there was not a toilet to be found anywhere, I had to drive all the way downthe Motorway,to the services, only to find all the traps were full of reps.....er, not reptiles, salesman all reading their papers, I nearly had a terrible accident. Tont Blair if your reading this, do summat about it, we need more toilets everywhere..NOW, forget Iraq, and the health service, education, housing, pensions etc, build some shithouses.
Re: Toilets!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:43 am
by Peter
All the bogs in Sheffield are shut. It costs too much to clean them after the bummers & smackheads have used them.
Re: Toilets!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:38 pm
by jj
Having a leak in public is illegal here........which makes the removal of many public lavs even more irrational.
Why didn't you just use a pub, Liz, like everyone else?
And I thought that lizards produce crystalline urea when they're short of water............
Re: Toilets!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:40 pm
by steve56
pub bogs are the worse they all seem to smell of rust/metal.
Re: Toilets!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:45 pm
by Wink Wink
Most public toilets have been closed by local councils cos they get vandalised a lot.
The only toilets you might find in the high street are them space age ones, any one tried one of them?
Re: Toilets!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:50 pm
by steve56
you mean the 20p ones they lock automaticly,press a button when you want to open the door i been in there twice it was like the tardis only i never travelled thru time.