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Viz characters

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:40 pm
by Ace
leading on from a GREAT post, who remembers a character about 10 years back called 'Morris Day - Sexual Pervert'? well, thats most of us!
Steve56 is Fru T Bun the baker who makes gingerbread dolls to shag.
Cathy Barry looks like Tina from Tina's Tits (VERY early Viz)
I have the same moniker as 8 Ace, but thats where the similarity stops....thank God!!
Holdens girlfriend looks like Ma Bacon


Re: Viz characters

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:08 pm
by crofter
my fave had to be Roger Mellie the man on Telly, what a classy guy, the viz videos were pretty good as well if you ever get a chance to check them out, please don?t try and place who ?the two fat slags? look like though.

Re: Viz characters

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:10 pm
by Ace
The blonde Fat Slag does look like Claire Balding who commentates on the horse racing, one reader also noticed it and sent in a pic, he was spot on


Re: Viz characters

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:15 pm
by Peter
You can't beat The Bottom Inspectors.

(Thats a grade 3 skid mark son, punishable by death.)

Remember the Thieving Gypsy Bastards, which got some kind of rebuke from race relations stirrers?

Re: Viz characters

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:56 pm
by Pervert
A newer character called Laurie Driver is quite amusing --- though not to the knights of the road. Getting told off because he had exceeded the EU recommended load of murdered women in the back of his truck, having his engine tuned until it could clearly be heard to say "Kill all whores." Terrible, suggesting all long distance lorry drivers are serial killers.

Best character is perhaps Raffles the Gentleman Thug, though I suspect Jack Black and his dog Silver is a slightly fictionalised account of Officer Dibble's early days. And every so often Viz rips the piss out of the publishers of the Dandy and Beano.

Bring back Paul Whicker the tall vicar!

Re: Viz characters

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 5:25 am
by Bronson Lee
Rude kid was good .......
Tommy Banana Johnson had a big banana .......
but Felix and his amazing underpants was my fave ....

Re: Viz characters

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:52 am
by momento
My all time favourite has got to be Big Vern: everything he did turned into a major crime and ended up with him blowing his brains out with a shotgun.

e.g.

Ernie (Vern's long suffering friend): "Come on Vern, lets go and buy a stamp from the post office".

Vern: "Post office eh Ernie...Like it, like it my son. In and out and nobody gets 'urt."

Does anybody remember Norman The Doorman? ("Where's your fuckin' tie!).

Re: Viz characters

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:47 pm
by goldenballs
can't believe no one's mentioned Buster Gonad!

Re: Viz characters

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:49 pm
by goldenballs
imagine the cumshot!