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This is a serious post so no time wasters please! Keen watersports enthusiast seeks females in London area who would like to use willing male as their human urinal! i would like to make my self available for film work in this area!

Sorry, I cant hold back. You should have added:
"Only genuine piss-artists need apply".

Mart

Sounds like you're taking the piss to me.
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

....Godlike in it's S56ness.

You shouldn't have said that, it'll only make him angry. Still, I guess it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

I 'might' be able to help if this gets out of hand as Im off to college to learn how to become a plumber!!

That is meant to be a good profession to get into at the moment Ace, if a little mucky at times. Been thinking about it myself to be honest, am getting sick of working in an office making money for some other a$$hole!

Get yer arse to your college Del. Chances are they are full for this course, but sign up for next year or even get on the list for the usual drop outs that spoil it for everyone come January!! Your first year will be a City & Guilds certificate, but thats enough to see if you want to take it further, or enough to rip off old ladies come winter when their pipes have burst!!

Hey biggie nothing wrong with being peed on it feels great but that must be just coz i enjoy watersport just like my fiancee Emma does and will be having fun with shaz this weekend doing her first bukkake party with watersport thrown in to. It will also be filmed...lol and you can see Emma and Shaz at the FESTIVAL EROTIQUE EDINBURGH also. Friday, Saturday,Sunday.

Oh no, he's going on about Emma again!!!!

Mart

Dave, is there any time where you're not selli...er I mean, going on about Emma?
I've been away for 2 weeks and you're still doing it.
Yes we know you are with Emma.
Yes we know you are trying to drum up work for her.
So take it as read.
You even put Emma into a thread Steve56 had going about his moving probs.

Chill out, Dave.